Babe, take it from me, you don’t want to wait until marriage to find out he’s packing a half eaten cheese string in his lunch box. I mean divorce is pretty expensive
the semi drunk lady on my train who is getting divorced  (via if-it-means-anarchy)

Being a girl is so fucking expensive.

kindofjustabitobsessed:

Never gets old.

kindofjustabitobsessed:

Never gets old.


youknowyourebritishwhen:

There’s A Cardboard Cutout Of David Cameron On Amazon And The Reviews Are Exactly What You’d Expect.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonstone/theres-a-cardboard-cutout-of-david-cameron?bffbuk

youknowyourebritishwhen:

There’s A Cardboard Cutout Of David Cameron On Amazon And The Reviews Are Exactly What You’d Expect.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonstone/theres-a-cardboard-cutout-of-david-cameron?bffbuk


sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via fake-mermaid)


HOW I FEEL WHEN IM WAITING FOR A TAMIL PARTY TO START:

tamilproblems:

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                                10PM AND STILL WAITING FOR DINNER…



parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"


micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

(via huffingtonpost)